get outta here man

 

deesi-academia:

They should invent a song that’s exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes


toothsalad:

intj-confessions:

Tread here.

The best part is OP got fired because their boss asked why they weren’t “incorporating blockchain technology” into the video switcher they were building and OP straight up said “you have no idea what you’re talking about” and went to lunch


catgirldecapitation:

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slcpunkmoved:

longhorned:

slcpunkmoved:

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it’s the same as working in an office

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

a class on what


argumate:

the capitalists will sell us the rope with which to– oh it’s rope rental now? rope subscription service yes I see– Uber for rope, yeah okay sure– freemium with an ad-supported tier uh huh–


halfboyfriend:

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happy 10 years of stylish but illegal monkey


Anonymous said:

did not realize oingo boingo was a real group until i saw your post.. i thought it was just a term for like if your blorbos were also a band

bloodenjoyer:

This ask has genuinely left me dumbstruck i dont even know what to say



nickoraus:

wintercorrybriea:

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balenciaga

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funnytwittertweets:

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